Friday, January 11, 2008
Stupid Questions People Ask
I'm tired of writing, and want some reader participation. Let's see if any of my readers are alive out there. What is the most ridiculous question you have ever been asked. I know I've said this on McSweeney's before, but my personal favorite is "What part of Germany does the Great Wall of China go through?"
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Not exactly a dumb question, but I had an older, quite unattractive man, ask where books were on foreplay...something with a chapter on dress up because he wanted to give someone a kinky surprise. It was awkward. Very awkward.
"Do you think you could be a little more vaguely specific on this one?"
"I think he's Norwegian."
"Where is Norwegia anyway?"
Can I have a street map of South America?
"Do you have any books here that you can just, you know, read?"
"I need a photograph of a unicorn in the wild for my report."
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